January 2010
You’re fat but you’re gorgeous girl.
– …
Thanks mom?
I'm spending my New Year's Eve...
At my house with two bottles of Champagne, not at a party.
I wouldn’t have it any other way.
December 2009
HEY Conservative Party of Canada
Suck my dick.
Not that I want Ignatieff as PM either… but Jesus H. Christ.
Official Team Canada roster →
slapshot:
Goalies: Brodeur, Luongo, Fleury - No surprises
Defence: Scott Niedermayer, Dan Boyle, Drew Doughty, Duncan Keith, Chris Pronger, Shea Weber and Brent Seabrook. Surprises: Seabrook over Green? weak.
Forwards: Patrice Bergeron, Ryan Getzlaf, Dany Heatley, Patrick Marleau, Brenden Morrow, Rich Nash, Corey Perry, Mike Richards, Eric Staal, Joe Thornton and Jonathan Toews, Sidney Crosby...
I'm all for screening calls
But Jesus Christ, having to hear the phone ring over and over again kinda grates on my nerves.
Call the Nestle Crunch Hotline at 1-800-295-0051,...
quizzical-frisson:
myownbomb:
staticsound-:
charmyourwayout:backlessblackdress-:livetoinfinity:finders:lasso:anograms:john-o:
do this omg
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OMG HAHAHAHAHA
At 2:30am, this is the greatest. thing. ever.
If my dad patronizingly pats my head one more...
Dear Tumblr Secret Santa, Erin :D
chantisaurus:
I definitely loved the gift, and you have nooo clue how similar our taste in music is. Safe to say that you made my christmas :)
Aw! Awesome! I’m absolutely thrilled you liked it :)
Before you read this, yes, I have been drinking.
So between the money my dad left me in my dresser drawer to buy my mom’s Christmas presents, and the money my mom left me in my bathroom drawer to spend, I’m beginning to feel a little bit like a hooker…
Minus the fact that, you know, it’s family.
FINALLY sent some cards in the mail.
Oops.
The fire alarm went off during my exam in the fieldhouse today. They wouldn’t let us grab our coats when we evacuated. Um. It was like, 5 degrees fahrenheit in Ottawa today.
There was some anger in my soul.
So to cure it, I bought sweatpants from Roots. Expensive, but they are love. Also the roommate and I had dinner at Swiss Chalet and effectively made the people beside us think we were...
during my pre-exam
somethinglovely:
the dude sitting in front of me was being a dick/douche, so i ‘accidentally’ kicked his chair. he turned around, winked at me and said ‘i like girls who play rough’. what an ass.
i noticed when i’m sitting in exams i always end up seeing so many people i know, but I can’t really call out to them in a gymnasium full of people - yesterday i saw mary, kris, jovon, bryson, &...
There's not enough Red Bull in the world today...
Side note: Finals are the devil’s handiwork.
At this point with my Bio final... failure is...
Someone please explain to me why inspiration only...
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Don't get too excited about Thursday's Jersey... →
allthingsalishan:
(via seriouslythough)
MTV is a cock tease
I’m a little worried about how disappointing I find this. I was really looking forward to it.
Okay, I need to stop rooting altogether for my...
They always end up losing.
A week form today, I'll be waking up in Memphis
And thank God too, because holy crap finals are going to be the death of me.
Why on Earth did I think this biology class was a good idea? I’m a polisci major for fuck’s sake, I didn’t even LIKE bio in high school, but someone said it was easy so I went for it. Granted the professor is hilarious, but 180 multiple choice cumulative exam is not exactly the way I want to go out of...
This week, after a performance in England, Lady Gaga met with the Queen of...
– SETH MEYERS, Saturday Night Live (via inothernews)
For me, that was the best SNL of the season.
I'm actually really happy Taylor Lautner is...
Good for him.
I can hear Nickelback in my apartment...
Save me.
It's 2am, and I'm finding this Joe Jonas/Amelia...
Does my wedding ring fit your finger right?
– Text from my Mom.
I hope this means I’m getting jewelry for Christmas lol.