June 2010
“Thank you, guys at the airport who compare my passport and the boarding pass.You...”
– Jimmy Fallon (via fuckyeahraysa) (via heartwarming) (via instefanspants) (via silasbotwin)
So... I dropped my flat iron and broke it today
Therefore, I’m in search of a new one… HELP!
Anyone have one they’re particularly fond of?
Flag accomplished.
My Love - Sia
I don’t even care if this is...
May 2010
sade:
My friend and I were walking down Queen this afternoon and there were like 40 of those shitty charity people with clipboards who get up in your face and walk beside you like they’re your best friends when all you want to do is smoke in peace without having some chipper motherfucker tell you how “life changing” signing a check every month can be. Anyway, there were like 40 of them. And this...
Sunlight - Diana Vickers
Sums up my Saturday.
Anyone have a Blackberry on Verizon?
How much do you typically pay monthly (if you don’t mind sharing of course!)
“Will Forte told this story of White’s week at SNL: “She got in super-early on...”
– Jezebel (via aifosnoslrac) (via rickahh) (via sognare) (via agentscully) (via leatherpumpkin) (via fuckyeahsnl) (via wotcher)
“You know where nice people end up? On welfare.”
– Kelly Cutrone, The City (via meredithbklyn) (via jessicachu)
Ha! True.
Puck: I feel like the guy who lost all his hair and then lost all his strength.
Santana: Samson?
Puck: Agassi.
"Funemployment" 2010 is slowly sending me into a...
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Emily Gilmore is my role model.
Emily: I'm going to go to Paris. I'm going to stay in bed until 10 and have two glasses of wine at lunch every single day.
Richard: Only prostitutes have two glasses of wine at lunch!
Emily: Well, then buy me a boa and drive me to Reno because I am open for business!
New blog name
I’m changing it in the hopes that a certain bitch from my past won’t find it again.
IF that’s not a modern whiny problem I don’t know what is.
You know you're getting old when...
You’re sitting in the movie theater not paying attention to the movie and thinking, “God this is loud”.
Seriously, I've been done university for almost...
You’d think the “I forgot I had homework to turn in” nightmares would stop already.
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Everything I do is so calculated.
Just because you think you’ve gotten one past me doesn’t mean I don’t know all about it.
Sometimes it’s just better to not say anything, to let another person think they’re in control. It keeps you aware and guarded without making a bad situation worse.
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Could the officiating in the San Jose/Detroit...
Good lord, it’s like the league is doing all it can to make sure the Red Wings don’t make it out of the series. Calling off goals and giving goaltender interference penalties when the goalie was five feet out of the crease?
Bullshit.
You're not guilty of rape: Those skinny jeans were... →
monsieur-qui:
An Australian jury decides that a woman’s claim to rape is invalid because her jeans were apparently so tight that it would’ve been nearly impossible to have removed them “without any sort of collaboration.”
This is precisely why I hate people.
April 2010
My Dad is mowing the lawn out back...
Me: Ooh it smells like grass.
My mom: ... Not the good kind though...
Trying to find a job after university?
It’s turning out to be the most depressing thing I’ve ever done.
Dear MTV/VH1/NPR/Pretty much anyone,
Hire me.
Much love,
Erin
Can we talk about that SNL writer on weekend...
shahday:
Because, you guys! I’m so in love!
Ooh, I got a crush on you I hope you feel the way that i do I get a rush When I’m with you Ooh, I’ve got a crush on you A crush on you
I’m reblogging this for the use of Mandy Moore lyrics. Well played.
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So last week I officially got rejected from the...
It helps that I wasn’t really expecting to get it, but it still sucks a bit.
Ever since I found out I’ve been determined to not so much think of it as rejection, but as material for what will make a really hilarious story for when I actually do get to work with NPR.
Someday.
I think the weirdest part about not having a...
Is that I have to remember to actually go to inbox to check my email. I had like, 32 new messages just chilling there…
I just took my last ever university exam.
And with that, I’m done my undergrad degree.
… Panic.
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Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks?
Brittany I have missed you…
I've got a full ride to a little school called the...
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Gives You Hell - Glee Cast
Only two hours of...
wotcher:
Adam Lambert - Fever
I'm sitting in the CUTV lab on campus watching...
At 1am, in the midst of a caffeine induced delirium, jury nullification becomes a fascinating topic.
Oh god. This is what my life has become.
Down the Line - Jose Gonzalez
A 96,000 sq ft Forever 21 is opening in Times...
Happy tears.