Therefore, I’m in search of a new one… HELP!

Anyone have one they’re particularly fond of?

sade:

My friend and I were walking down Queen this afternoon and there were like 40 of those shitty charity people with clipboards who get up in your face and walk beside you like they’re your best friends when all you want to do is smoke in peace without having some chipper motherfucker tell you how “life changing” signing a check every month can be. Anyway, there were like 40 of them. And this one guy walks up to me and is all “HEY LADIES! LOVIN YOUR STYLE! WHAT’S UP! GOOOOORGEOUS DAY! DO YOU LIKE MAKING A DIFFERENCE???”

Me: No.

Him: Oh come on!

Me: I don’t want whatever the fuck you’re trying to make me do.

Him: I’m not trying to make you do anything!

Me: -___-

Him: Other than sponsor a child and change lives!

Me: No. I’m not mean, I just don’t want to do it, thanks.

Him, yelling at me as I walk away: THAT’S AN OXYMORON.

Me, immediately stopping and spinning around: You know what, fuck you, asshole, get a real job that doesn’t involve harassing bitches on a fucking street.

My friend:

I learned a really interesting term for those folks in my political participation class…

Chugger = Charity Mugger

Just throwing that out there…